It’s July. Well, for one more day it will be. And I bought a fall flavored candle that cost $5 at Walmart today because I idly sniffed it and it gave my mood a 100% improvement, and I was already in a good mood. I lit that candle when I got home and it turned my life into a romantic comedy about New England in October. While we watched The Sopranos. Real fall will begin in 2 months, but football season begins in 1 month so we’ll use that as the official start of autumn even though it’ll still be 95 degrees out, right?
Go to Walmart and get this candle, dear reader. You will thank me.