Today we went to Bed, Bath and Beyond and bought the super-deluxe-change-your-life-lose-a-crop-because-you-won’t-get-out-of-bed memory foam mattress topper with a down layer on top, new filters for my air purifier, new Iso-Cool pillows (because the cold side of the pillow is always the best, duh), new sheets that are so soft you can’t even feel them, and a blender just because we needed one. I bought everything in white to soothe my paranoia since I can bleach anything this way. Oh man. Is there anything better than cool, smooth, soft, fresh washed bedsheets? No, I daresay. There is not.