#866 Baker’s Back.
Ole boy Baker spent yesterday and last night at the animal hospital. He had a surgery that made him half the man he was Monday. We brought him home this morning and he spent the day being pitiful, lying at the back door listening to the Midnight in Paris soundtrack while we fed him smoked ham laced with Tylenol and gave him unlimited ice cubes (his favorite). On the upside, he also got groomed before they took his manhood and he’s looking tip top.